GET OFF MY LAWN
i threw a party once. threw it really far. like 200 feet
trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly
How are they even real.
Ravenclaws with huge communal bookshelfs that tower to the ceiling. It’s become tradition that when you leave Hogwarts, you leave behind a copy of your favorite book, so they have books dating back centuries.
SO MANY MUGGLE NOVELS CONTAINING NO MAGICAL ABILITIES WHATSOEVER AND THE WIZARDS READING THEM AND GETTING THEIR MINDS BLOWN
it turns out I didn’t imagine the movie where poohs friends think he died in crystal hell cave
I’m going to be rethinking a lot of things tonight
Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?